It may seem that strip clubs in Brisbane and other parts of Australia are the most liberated places because, well, of the women dressed only in skimpy bikinis that barely cover them. But there are still rules – some may be unspoken – that need to be followed to ensure that you don’t get kicked out of the club or get in trouble with the dancers or bouncers.
In other words, you need to be aware of the common misconceptions that could get you a ticket out of a gentlemen’s club.
If you want to improve the odds and ensure you’ll have a splendid time with the strippers, you need to avoid making these mistakes.
Bringing a woman who doesn’t want to be there.
A lot of wives and girlfriends go with their beaus in stripper’s joints, and that’s not a problem. It becomes a problem when the ladies you are taking to the club are obviously not interested in being there in the first place. Chances are, they’ll be uncomfortable the entire time. Besides, you won’t be having as much fun when you’re with someone who clearly wants to be somewhere else.
Not knowing the rules.
Ask anyone in the club about their rules. This will save you from a lot of confusion and from getting into trouble with the dancers or the bouncers, which could potentially get you kicked out of the establishment.
Some clubs don’t allow their customers to make any physical contact with the dancers. If you’re not aware of this, you could make a mistake and get yourself thrown out of the club.
Not saying “no” to something you don’t want.
Strippers in strip clubs in Brisbane will always try to offer you a private show for extra cash. If you’re not interested in a lap dance, it would be more polite to say “no” instead of giving out lame excuses.
Not asking for the prices.
If you don’t want to get shocked at the prices, it’s best to ask first. This is especially helpful if you just want to have some fun but don’t want to go over-budget. So the next time dancers will offer you a private show, be sure to ask about the price first.
Can’t keep your phone in your pocket? Doing an all-out makeout fest with your woman? All of these can get you distracted from the reason you’re in a strip club – the strippers. Dancers can get offended if you’re too distracted and not paying attention to what they’re doing. If you can’t help but answer a call, step away from the stage and take it somewhere else to avoid getting other patrons distracted, too.
Wearing/bringing sharp, itchy, or scratchy clothing or accessories.
Not only will these things keep you uncomfortable throughout the night, they will also put the dancers in danger. Embellished trousers, belts with large buckles, wallet chains, and the like are a no-no if you don’t want to put off the strippers trying to do a lap dance on you. Also, make sure your front pockets are empty to avoid poking the ladies with your keys or other items.
Not tipping generously.
Want to be the darling of the night? Be a good tipper. This will definitely guarantee a steady flow of dancers visiting your table now and then.
Be sure to keep these tips in mind when going to strip clubs in Brisbane to get the best experience every time you go to one.